Here are some slightly offbeat holiday entertainments:
A little Song: A baptist church does a take off on the Hallelujah Chorus:
A Little Dance: A Macarena Christmas:
A little Seltzer in your cola:
The original quote ("A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down his pants") is from one of my favorite Mary Tyler Moore episodes "Chuckles Bites the Dust"
Segment found HERE